Horrible Dreams

Mom,

I must admit, last night was very bad.

I had this horrible dream!!!!

Remember, I told you that I was chained to the Vegetarian Moron? Well, now Im not. It seems that I struggled in my sleep so much that I slipped the chain.

I dreamed that I was picked up by unknown assailants, drug down the hall, and then dropped on the Vegetarian. All the while I was trying to get away.

When they finally did drop me, I tried to look angry so that they would not grab me again. The Vegetarian wet himself.

Then suddenly, BAMPF! Im back in my bed, but the bed wouldn't turn me loose.

I remember the Bastard telling me that Dreams are of the Gods, and they they always hold meanings. What would be the meaning to this dream?

Remember when he made the "Shield Washer" and explained it as a "Gift of the Gods" because it was "Given to him in a Dream." The King was so nice on that one....

Jenjol RibbonStinger
Confused Dreamer