Zook's Dad tells him that someone stole his hour glass....he can't cook food for the Inn without it...tells him to get his buddies like before and go get it.Zook asks if he knows who may have taken it and he tells Zook that there were footprints in the kitchen like the ones from the old ruins.Zook goes to find his friends.
Zook tells Bonita & Sophie that they have to go find his Dad's hourglass by the old ruins...someone stole it. Bonita tells him that they have to go get Dendiss at the church...he is praying. They head to the church and wait for Dendiss to finish praying....after about 6 minutes, Zook taps him on the shoulder....he ignores Zook and keeps praying....Zook whispers loudly into Dendiss's ear....Dendiss still prays...Bonita talks to him and Sophie bobs him on the head...Dendiss is having problems praying and turns to look at his friends. Zook tells him something stole his hourglass and ran off toward the ruins where they found Gruuga....Dendiss says "What creeps!" He grabs his stuff and charges off toward the ruins....they all grab their stuff and chase off after him...
The door they entered last time to get Gruuga is collapsed in...they look around for a new enterance...Sophie sees a hole in the corner with stairs going down into the ground...she gets the others and leads them to the hole...Zook stood at the top and watched all the others run down the stairs...Dendiss got half way down and tripped falling to the bottom...Sophie and Bonita stopped....Zook hollers down "How's it going down there?" When they get down they found that the floor is all broken up. Zook slowly follows them down. There are torches on the walls lighting the hall. Dendiss takes a torch...they find a good wooden door at the end of the hallway.
Dendiss holds the torch to the door and it doesn't burn....Zook walks up and opens the door...it was unlocked...the room is about 15 ft by 100 ft...(rm 7) they start searching the room...they don't find anything...there are 2 archways on the northside and the northwest side, a door to the southwest side and a grate on the south side...they go to check the grate...Sophie tries to pick it up but fails...Bonita sticks her hand through it and pulls it back....Sophie kicks it and it wobbles...Bonita attacks it with her big sword...putting a great big gash in it....Sophie hits it with her curvy sword and misses...Dendiss throws his axe and hits the wall....Zook watches...Bonita swings again and hits, but there is no damage...Sophie hits it, and puts a scratch on it...Dendiss heads for the southwest door....he looks at it and finds that it is stuck...he smacks it with his lance...and breaks the door in half! The others notice the open door and walk into the next room (rm 10)...the see a big coffin with an alter in front of it....on the alter there is a bulls horn...Zook picks up the horn...it is heavy and there is something in it...he looks in and finds it full of wax.Zook wonders what it is from and looks at the coffin...he tries to open the coffin..they all help try...it is stuck...Dendiss hits the coffin with his torch...Zook kicks it...Bonita yells "Open Says a ME!" and nothing happens...she feels ignored....Sophie tries to kick it and fails...Dendiss thinks praying may be a bad idea...this is not to his God...Zook tries to push the coffin open...the other try to help...it doesn't even budge...it won't open....Zook looks for doors instead...there is a door on the southwest corner...it is a simple wooden door...everyone tries to check the door...Zook kicks the wall thinking it is the door...
Dendiss tries the doorknob...the door opens...there is a big room (rm 12) and they all enter....they see 4 doors NE, SE, SW, & NW...Dendiss went to the NE door...it is a big wooden door...he tried the doorknob and opens the door...There is a blinding flash of light and Dendiss doesn't feel good...like someone beat him with a ball bat...he falls down....
The others get to the SE door...a big wooden door...Bonita tries to open the doorknob...it gets jerked out of her hand and moves down...Sophie and Bonita hear a gasp and they noticed Dendiss sitting on the floor...Bonita tells Zook...and Sophie goes to ask Dendiss if he is ok...he tells them he saw a light a few seconds ago and then he fell...Dendiss tries to get up and Bonita & Sophie try to check to see if he is ok...Sophie is not sure...Bonita sees that he is hurt pretty bad...Dendiss sits and prays in Elven to be ok...his hands start glowing and the glow spreads through out his body and he feels a little better...they all start praising the Gods...Sophie hugs him...Dendiss tells them he feels better...Zook asks him what made the flash....Dendiss says he doesn't know and says he just opened the door to another room...they all looked preoccupied with Dendiss and he sees into the next room (rm 14)
Dendiss sees something that looks like the thing that was keeping Gruuga in a cage (Grimlock)...he stares at it...they don't notice him staring...Dendiss gets up and runs at it with his lance, passing the others....he hits it in the hand and shatters it's right hand...it yells....the others turn to look and see the creature...it gets mad and swings at Dendiss...and bounces a big axe off his armor...Dendiss swings and misses....Zook pulls out his morningstar and moves toward it...Bonita swings and misses...Sophie shoots at it and misses....it is angry now....it swings at Bonita and misses....Dendiss smacks it with the lance and it falls down...Zook hits it with his morningstar...Bonita chops off it's head. Dendiss morns it's death...Dendiss senses that something is just not right about the south wall...he looks at the wall...Bonita & Sophia ask him what he is looking at...he tells them there is a door there and points it out to them....he opens the door...
Everyone looks into the new room (rm 21)...Dendiss & Bonita see nothing....Zook sees a little something little in the middle of the room but is not sure....Sophie sees a little man (Sverfneblin) laughing at her...she runs up to hit him and he stops his foot...there is a rumble and they scatter....Bonita gets hit by a falling block and it clips her shoulder....she falls down...the little man laughs at her....Dendiss stabs the little man in the left leg with his lance...the little man stops laughing and now looks mad...Zook stands there looking...Bonita rolls over and asks for help and prays...her hands get warm and it feels good...Sophie tries to punch the little man and misses...the little man swings at Zook with his pick and grunts....and misses...Dendiss runs at the little man with the lance again and smackifies the little man's right arm...Zook swings at the little man's head and misses...Bonita gets up and swings at the little man and trips and throws her sword across the room....Sophie swings at the little man's head and misses...the little man is laughing at Bonita...and stomps on her back...Dendiss charges the little man and misses...Zook attacks the little man and misses...Bonita swings at the little man to knock him off her...he steps back...she gets up...Sophie tries to bite the little man and he moves...the little man swings his pick at Sophie...Dendiss scewered the little man with his lance...the little man died dangling from the end of the lance...Dendiss notices something fall from the little man...he picks up the hourglass and tells the others he found it...Zook says Good...lets bring it back to Dad...they all go home with Zook and get a good dinner!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Kids DND - To Save Gruuga
Bonito Greentree - Halfling Druid - Dendiss & Bonito were friends at church. Sophie is her cousin
Sophie Tumblebelly - Halfling Druid - Sophie's cousin
Zook Folker - Gnome Sorcerer - knows the others from church
Dendiss Doh - Elven Paladin - Grew up in the church
Gruuga Grummel - Half-Orc Barbarian - from same church
Gruuga did not show up in church this morning...that is not right...he is always there...maybe he was sick...the group goes to check out why at his house...Gruuga's Mommy has not seen him since yesterday and she is worried...the group decide to go find him...they go home for weapons & supplies from their parents. Last Gruuga's Mommy knew he had gone out into the woods to pick flowers by the cave.
Bonita - Sword big curved one (Falchion) Sophie - Sword curved one not as big as Bonitas (scimitar) & a first aid kitZook - stick with a metal ball on it (morningstar)Dendiss - big stick (heavy lance) & a first aid kit
They go go the cave to look for Gruuga. He is not there. They hear all sorts of noises from the cave. They notice stairs going down into the cave and glowing moss. They go down the stairs as they curve around to the landing.
They find a big iron door (rm 10)...Dendiss goes to open it...It looks like a dwarven door. Sophie stops to listen to the door hoping to hear Gruuga...the others listen too...the girls here something moving around inside...the boys don't hear anything...Sophie decides they need to get in...Dendiss tries to open the door and it is stuck...he kicks it...and hurts his foot. Sophie rams the door...and head butts it...she backs off seeing stars...Dendiss hits it with his big stick...and barely scratches it. Zook calls them all crazy and goes closer to check the door...Dendiss yells who is in there...Sophie yells open the stupid door...Zook pulls on the door and it creaks a little bit...they all decide to try together...Dendiss falls down...the other 3 link together and pull the door open. They see a whole nest of spiders.Sophie tried to close the door but it is stuck open.
A spider tried to bite Sophie...and missed...she shoots at it and misses...Zook swings his stick and misses...Bonito swings her sword hits the floor right beside one...Dendiss scrapped the tip of his stick on the floor...Spider misses Sophie...she tries to stab it...and falls down...Bonito starts thinking about having another animal come to help...Zook swings his stick and hits six of the spiders...Bonita starts to feel something weird but it stops...Dendiss throws an axe...and misses...Six spiders bite Sophie...she shoots and misses...Bonita swings her sword and kills them all.
They look around the big room and see a platform in the middle and a door on the north side (rm 5).Dendiss goes to look at the door...it is stone...it looks dwarven made too...Dendiss decides it will take team work to open the door...they try to pull and discover it may be locked...they search for a key. Zook stands there watching them...Bonita tries to twist the handle to get it to open...Dendiss hits the door with his big stick...Sophie head butts the door... and passes out...Bonito picks up Sophie like a baby...
They decide to go back to the other hall and follow it to another door (rm 1) Zook pulled on the door and it came off in his hand. A Lizard type man starts yelling at them. Dendiss asks what he is saying...Sophie looks at him like he is stupid...Bonito wonders if he is friendly...The lizard picks up a pointy sick and starts yelling at them...Bonito tries to put the door back up but it is not working...Dendiss is thinking this guy is crazy...time to defend ourselves and picks up his big stick...and Sophie readies her bow...Zook stands there looking at them all like they are stupid.
Sophie tries to shoot him in the eye...the arrow wizzes past his head...the Lizard gets angry and starts yelling more...Zook swings at him...Sophie tries to apologize...the lizard throws his stick at Bonito and it hits the door by her head...she keeps trying to put the door back up...Dendiss tries to stick him with his big stick and misses...Sophie comes to the realization that the lizard does not understand her...Zook hits him in the head with his stick...the lizard tries to attack and misses...Bonito goes up and swings close with her sword and misses...Dendiss runs up and swings hislance at him and misses...Sophie swings her sword and misses...Zook swings his stick and misses...Bonita swings her sword and misses...Dendiss swings a hand axe and hits him...blood splats all over the group...the lizards falls dead...Sophie passed out again.
They head over to the east door made of iron...it appears locked. Bonito picked up Sophie again and prayed for her to feel better...a small amount of light covered Bonita and Sophie wakes up feeling a lot better...Sophie tries to open the door...it doesn't pull open...she decides to try the south door (rm 12)...Bonita helps her and they get it open and jump back just in time for a rock to roll past them and hit the opposite wall...Sophie goes in to look...there is an anvil, a forge and a kiln on the far side of the room...Bonita goes back into the previous room...Zook goes to check out the forge...Bonita comes back...the forge is warm like it was used recently...Sophie opened the kiln and a little bat like creature snapped at her and grabbed the door and pulled it closed...they opened both doors...the creature got mad yelling stupid kids go away and tried to close the door again...said this is my home leave me alone...Dendiss decides the creature should be left alone...he grabs Sophie to stop her from opening the door again and pulls her away from the kiln.
Zook goes to look at the southeast door (rm 9)...Bonita says creepy little thing lets leave it alone and find another room...Zook tries to open the door and it is locked...he thinks to pick the lock and Sophie kicks in the door...the room beyond is empty...they all search the room...Dendiss and Sophie found rocks that did not quite seem right but left them behind...they decide there is nothing in here and go back to the previous room.
They decide to check the northeast door...Dendiss chops at the door with a throwing axe and makes a dent...Zook opens the door...there is a hallway beyond the door...the hallway goes down to a deadend...they search the hallway and find nothing...they go back to the previous room.
They decide to check the south door (rm 7)....Dendiss chops at the door and Bonita opened the door...they all look into the next room and see another forge, an alter, a shrine, a fireplace,a loom and a cage...everyone except Dendiss hears crying coming from the cage...they go to check out the cage...there is another bat like creature crying in the cage...Bonita asked him what was the matter...he tells her that they left him in here...she tried to open the cage and doesn't get it..Sophie manages to open the door and tries to pick him up...he bites at him and says to just leave him alone and leave the door open...Sophie closes the cage and he says you are as bad as that big green ugly...Zook asks which way he went he points to the southeast enterence and they all run off to that door...Sophie said sorry and opened the cage back up for him...
Bonita opened the door...and there was a long hallway that was so long they can't see the end of it...they all start down the hall...Bonita sees foot prints in the dirt that look like Gruuga's footprints...she points them out to everyone and they follow them down the hallway for about 10 min and they come up on 2 hallways headed north...
They start talking about splitting in two groups...Zook refuses to split up and follows Bonita...they all end up checking the second hallway...it is another long hallway...Zook suggests they all look for the footprints...Dendiss saw the footprints that go down and come back...they decide to check the first hallway...
About 30 feet down there is a big arch entering to another large room (RM 6)...they look into the room...they look around and Bonita spots Gruuga's footprints all over the place...Sophie and Bonita yell GRUUGA!!! there is no answer...They head for the big wooden door to the west...
Zook tried the door knob and it was stuck...they all start attacking the door...Dendiss pokes the door with his lance and there is now a hole in the door...Zook thwackies the door and it does nothing...Bonita hits with her sword and widens the door a little bit...they continue hitting it until the door falls down...there is a large broom closet...Zook searches the closet...Sophie tries to fly on a broom...Zook decides there is nothing in here and suggests that they should try the other door...Sophie and Dendiss take brooms and they head to the north exit...
Zook tries the door and it is locked...he searches the door...and they all proceed to beat down the door...there are two hallways the first going north and the other headed west and then north again...
They decide to go west and then follow it north and west again...to the end...there is a door ahead of them to the west and another to the north...Dendiss looks at the wooden door to the west and the others look at the stone door to the north...Dendiss opens the west door (rm 6) and hears a click click click and jumps backwards...the floor under where he was standing opens into a 20 ft deep pit with spikes on the bottom...as he is looking at it the floor closes back up...Dendiss jumps over the spot on the floor into the next room...the others try to follow him...Bonita makes it...Sophie and Zook keep tripping the door and jumping back out of the way....Sophie finally makes it across....and Zook tries again...he jumps 7 ft across the 10 ft area and floats down to the bottom of the pit...Sophie saw a sparkle of light around Zook when he missed...he spots a ladder across the pit and then the door closes on him...The others search for rocks...Bonita finds a rock and puts it on the door...and it opens the door in time for Zook to scramble out of the pit...again on the wrong side...Zook tries to jump again and finally makes it...there is a big empty room...they search the room finding nothing and head out the south archway (rm 11)...
They walk through the archway into a huge room...in the corner is a big furball...they look at the furball and Sophie, Zook and Bonita think it may be a big spider...Dendiss has no clue...Bonita goes to get a closer look at the furball...the boys head for the northwest door...Bonita thinks they should leave the spider alone...he looks hungry and wants to be left alone...Sophie tries to shoot the spider and her bowstring breaks...Dendiss hits the door with an axe and Zook tries to open the door and discovers it is locked...they all commence to beating the door in and find themselves in a hallway heading off to the east...they follow the hallway around to the north and east again passed a door to the south and into a big wooden door...they go back to the door to the south.
They open the door to find a nasty looking monster in the room calling them more food and spot Gruuga in the corner in a cage...Gruuga is crying saying it plans to eat him...Zook declares not today and runs up hits the monster...Dendiss tries to poke it with his big stick...the monster grabs a big axe and swings at Zook and misses...Sophie & Bonita swing their swords and miss it...Zook swings again and misses...Dendiss misses with his big stick and sticks Sophie in the shoulder instead...the monster scrapes his axe on Bonita's armor...Sophie hits the monster with her sword and Bonita misses again...the monster doesn't seem happy...Zook swings again and misses...Dendiss stabs at the monster and misses...the monster attempts to attack Zook and runs right passed him...Sophie tries to hit again and misses...Bonita misses...Zook hits the monster again...Dendiss knocked his big stick off the monster's armor...the monster back hands Sophie with his axe and throws her 5 ft and she hits the wall and passes out...Bonita moves Sophie away from the battle...Zook misses...Dendiss misses...the monster tries to hit Dendiss and misses...Bonita charges at him with her sword and stabs it through the monster's chest.
Gruuga is crying in the cage...Zook goes to opens the cage to let Gruuga out...Dendiss checks Sophie can not figure out why she is passed oug...Bonita picks up Sophie and they head back to Gruuga's Mom.
Sophie Tumblebelly - Halfling Druid - Sophie's cousin
Zook Folker - Gnome Sorcerer - knows the others from church
Dendiss Doh - Elven Paladin - Grew up in the church
Gruuga Grummel - Half-Orc Barbarian - from same church
Gruuga did not show up in church this morning...that is not right...he is always there...maybe he was sick...the group goes to check out why at his house...Gruuga's Mommy has not seen him since yesterday and she is worried...the group decide to go find him...they go home for weapons & supplies from their parents. Last Gruuga's Mommy knew he had gone out into the woods to pick flowers by the cave.
Bonita - Sword big curved one (Falchion) Sophie - Sword curved one not as big as Bonitas (scimitar) & a first aid kitZook - stick with a metal ball on it (morningstar)Dendiss - big stick (heavy lance) & a first aid kit
They go go the cave to look for Gruuga. He is not there. They hear all sorts of noises from the cave. They notice stairs going down into the cave and glowing moss. They go down the stairs as they curve around to the landing.
They find a big iron door (rm 10)...Dendiss goes to open it...It looks like a dwarven door. Sophie stops to listen to the door hoping to hear Gruuga...the others listen too...the girls here something moving around inside...the boys don't hear anything...Sophie decides they need to get in...Dendiss tries to open the door and it is stuck...he kicks it...and hurts his foot. Sophie rams the door...and head butts it...she backs off seeing stars...Dendiss hits it with his big stick...and barely scratches it. Zook calls them all crazy and goes closer to check the door...Dendiss yells who is in there...Sophie yells open the stupid door...Zook pulls on the door and it creaks a little bit...they all decide to try together...Dendiss falls down...the other 3 link together and pull the door open. They see a whole nest of spiders.Sophie tried to close the door but it is stuck open.
A spider tried to bite Sophie...and missed...she shoots at it and misses...Zook swings his stick and misses...Bonito swings her sword hits the floor right beside one...Dendiss scrapped the tip of his stick on the floor...Spider misses Sophie...she tries to stab it...and falls down...Bonito starts thinking about having another animal come to help...Zook swings his stick and hits six of the spiders...Bonita starts to feel something weird but it stops...Dendiss throws an axe...and misses...Six spiders bite Sophie...she shoots and misses...Bonita swings her sword and kills them all.
They look around the big room and see a platform in the middle and a door on the north side (rm 5).Dendiss goes to look at the door...it is stone...it looks dwarven made too...Dendiss decides it will take team work to open the door...they try to pull and discover it may be locked...they search for a key. Zook stands there watching them...Bonita tries to twist the handle to get it to open...Dendiss hits the door with his big stick...Sophie head butts the door... and passes out...Bonito picks up Sophie like a baby...
They decide to go back to the other hall and follow it to another door (rm 1) Zook pulled on the door and it came off in his hand. A Lizard type man starts yelling at them. Dendiss asks what he is saying...Sophie looks at him like he is stupid...Bonito wonders if he is friendly...The lizard picks up a pointy sick and starts yelling at them...Bonito tries to put the door back up but it is not working...Dendiss is thinking this guy is crazy...time to defend ourselves and picks up his big stick...and Sophie readies her bow...Zook stands there looking at them all like they are stupid.
Sophie tries to shoot him in the eye...the arrow wizzes past his head...the Lizard gets angry and starts yelling more...Zook swings at him...Sophie tries to apologize...the lizard throws his stick at Bonito and it hits the door by her head...she keeps trying to put the door back up...Dendiss tries to stick him with his big stick and misses...Sophie comes to the realization that the lizard does not understand her...Zook hits him in the head with his stick...the lizard tries to attack and misses...Bonito goes up and swings close with her sword and misses...Dendiss runs up and swings hislance at him and misses...Sophie swings her sword and misses...Zook swings his stick and misses...Bonita swings her sword and misses...Dendiss swings a hand axe and hits him...blood splats all over the group...the lizards falls dead...Sophie passed out again.
They head over to the east door made of iron...it appears locked. Bonito picked up Sophie again and prayed for her to feel better...a small amount of light covered Bonita and Sophie wakes up feeling a lot better...Sophie tries to open the door...it doesn't pull open...she decides to try the south door (rm 12)...Bonita helps her and they get it open and jump back just in time for a rock to roll past them and hit the opposite wall...Sophie goes in to look...there is an anvil, a forge and a kiln on the far side of the room...Bonita goes back into the previous room...Zook goes to check out the forge...Bonita comes back...the forge is warm like it was used recently...Sophie opened the kiln and a little bat like creature snapped at her and grabbed the door and pulled it closed...they opened both doors...the creature got mad yelling stupid kids go away and tried to close the door again...said this is my home leave me alone...Dendiss decides the creature should be left alone...he grabs Sophie to stop her from opening the door again and pulls her away from the kiln.
Zook goes to look at the southeast door (rm 9)...Bonita says creepy little thing lets leave it alone and find another room...Zook tries to open the door and it is locked...he thinks to pick the lock and Sophie kicks in the door...the room beyond is empty...they all search the room...Dendiss and Sophie found rocks that did not quite seem right but left them behind...they decide there is nothing in here and go back to the previous room.
They decide to check the northeast door...Dendiss chops at the door with a throwing axe and makes a dent...Zook opens the door...there is a hallway beyond the door...the hallway goes down to a deadend...they search the hallway and find nothing...they go back to the previous room.
They decide to check the south door (rm 7)....Dendiss chops at the door and Bonita opened the door...they all look into the next room and see another forge, an alter, a shrine, a fireplace,a loom and a cage...everyone except Dendiss hears crying coming from the cage...they go to check out the cage...there is another bat like creature crying in the cage...Bonita asked him what was the matter...he tells her that they left him in here...she tried to open the cage and doesn't get it..Sophie manages to open the door and tries to pick him up...he bites at him and says to just leave him alone and leave the door open...Sophie closes the cage and he says you are as bad as that big green ugly...Zook asks which way he went he points to the southeast enterence and they all run off to that door...Sophie said sorry and opened the cage back up for him...
Bonita opened the door...and there was a long hallway that was so long they can't see the end of it...they all start down the hall...Bonita sees foot prints in the dirt that look like Gruuga's footprints...she points them out to everyone and they follow them down the hallway for about 10 min and they come up on 2 hallways headed north...
They start talking about splitting in two groups...Zook refuses to split up and follows Bonita...they all end up checking the second hallway...it is another long hallway...Zook suggests they all look for the footprints...Dendiss saw the footprints that go down and come back...they decide to check the first hallway...
About 30 feet down there is a big arch entering to another large room (RM 6)...they look into the room...they look around and Bonita spots Gruuga's footprints all over the place...Sophie and Bonita yell GRUUGA!!! there is no answer...They head for the big wooden door to the west...
Zook tried the door knob and it was stuck...they all start attacking the door...Dendiss pokes the door with his lance and there is now a hole in the door...Zook thwackies the door and it does nothing...Bonita hits with her sword and widens the door a little bit...they continue hitting it until the door falls down...there is a large broom closet...Zook searches the closet...Sophie tries to fly on a broom...Zook decides there is nothing in here and suggests that they should try the other door...Sophie and Dendiss take brooms and they head to the north exit...
Zook tries the door and it is locked...he searches the door...and they all proceed to beat down the door...there are two hallways the first going north and the other headed west and then north again...
They decide to go west and then follow it north and west again...to the end...there is a door ahead of them to the west and another to the north...Dendiss looks at the wooden door to the west and the others look at the stone door to the north...Dendiss opens the west door (rm 6) and hears a click click click and jumps backwards...the floor under where he was standing opens into a 20 ft deep pit with spikes on the bottom...as he is looking at it the floor closes back up...Dendiss jumps over the spot on the floor into the next room...the others try to follow him...Bonita makes it...Sophie and Zook keep tripping the door and jumping back out of the way....Sophie finally makes it across....and Zook tries again...he jumps 7 ft across the 10 ft area and floats down to the bottom of the pit...Sophie saw a sparkle of light around Zook when he missed...he spots a ladder across the pit and then the door closes on him...The others search for rocks...Bonita finds a rock and puts it on the door...and it opens the door in time for Zook to scramble out of the pit...again on the wrong side...Zook tries to jump again and finally makes it...there is a big empty room...they search the room finding nothing and head out the south archway (rm 11)...
They walk through the archway into a huge room...in the corner is a big furball...they look at the furball and Sophie, Zook and Bonita think it may be a big spider...Dendiss has no clue...Bonita goes to get a closer look at the furball...the boys head for the northwest door...Bonita thinks they should leave the spider alone...he looks hungry and wants to be left alone...Sophie tries to shoot the spider and her bowstring breaks...Dendiss hits the door with an axe and Zook tries to open the door and discovers it is locked...they all commence to beating the door in and find themselves in a hallway heading off to the east...they follow the hallway around to the north and east again passed a door to the south and into a big wooden door...they go back to the door to the south.
They open the door to find a nasty looking monster in the room calling them more food and spot Gruuga in the corner in a cage...Gruuga is crying saying it plans to eat him...Zook declares not today and runs up hits the monster...Dendiss tries to poke it with his big stick...the monster grabs a big axe and swings at Zook and misses...Sophie & Bonita swing their swords and miss it...Zook swings again and misses...Dendiss misses with his big stick and sticks Sophie in the shoulder instead...the monster scrapes his axe on Bonita's armor...Sophie hits the monster with her sword and Bonita misses again...the monster doesn't seem happy...Zook swings again and misses...Dendiss stabs at the monster and misses...the monster attempts to attack Zook and runs right passed him...Sophie tries to hit again and misses...Bonita misses...Zook hits the monster again...Dendiss knocked his big stick off the monster's armor...the monster back hands Sophie with his axe and throws her 5 ft and she hits the wall and passes out...Bonita moves Sophie away from the battle...Zook misses...Dendiss misses...the monster tries to hit Dendiss and misses...Bonita charges at him with her sword and stabs it through the monster's chest.
Gruuga is crying in the cage...Zook goes to opens the cage to let Gruuga out...Dendiss checks Sophie can not figure out why she is passed oug...Bonita picks up Sophie and they head back to Gruuga's Mom.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Illness
Dear Mom,
I've been sick... wretchedly sick, horribly sick. Wondrously sick. I've not left my room in a week. The nurse says it will cure itself, however, I think she's with the headmaster. She might BE the headmaster.
He seems bent on trying to change my ways. Always sending (literally) me to places. He even put me in a cage, so that I can learn to work with others. If the others were not so much MORONS then they would be workable.
Take this last time, for example. We were SUPPOSED to go get the elfs out.... Instead of systematically working one way and ensuring that all was checked for security purposes, they scattered. I vehemently tried to work systematically, but the dwarven hagress (old lady who is now a student... still a MORON) picked me up and carried me along. MORON!!!...
I finally get them to listen when they figure out that what they are doing is NOT within their best interest. We then begin to systematically search... my way. BAM!!! within a short time, we find most of the elfs... The MORONS should learn to listen to me. More than once I had to pull thier ***es out of the fire (figuratively).
Anyway, now I am sick. Could you please send some of that nice Shocker Lizard Soup... you know..the stuff that you gave Brother Italin when he got sick... that would be nice... or maybe the recipe... I could get the Rat Cooker to cook some...I think....
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Sickly Son
I've been sick... wretchedly sick, horribly sick. Wondrously sick. I've not left my room in a week. The nurse says it will cure itself, however, I think she's with the headmaster. She might BE the headmaster.
He seems bent on trying to change my ways. Always sending (literally) me to places. He even put me in a cage, so that I can learn to work with others. If the others were not so much MORONS then they would be workable.
Take this last time, for example. We were SUPPOSED to go get the elfs out.... Instead of systematically working one way and ensuring that all was checked for security purposes, they scattered. I vehemently tried to work systematically, but the dwarven hagress (old lady who is now a student... still a MORON) picked me up and carried me along. MORON!!!...
I finally get them to listen when they figure out that what they are doing is NOT within their best interest. We then begin to systematically search... my way. BAM!!! within a short time, we find most of the elfs... The MORONS should learn to listen to me. More than once I had to pull thier ***es out of the fire (figuratively).
Anyway, now I am sick. Could you please send some of that nice Shocker Lizard Soup... you know..the stuff that you gave Brother Italin when he got sick... that would be nice... or maybe the recipe... I could get the Rat Cooker to cook some...I think....
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Sickly Son
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Horrible Dreams
Mom,
I must admit, last night was very bad.
I had this horrible dream!!!!
Remember, I told you that I was chained to the Vegetarian Moron? Well, now Im not. It seems that I struggled in my sleep so much that I slipped the chain.
I dreamed that I was picked up by unknown assailants, drug down the hall, and then dropped on the Vegetarian. All the while I was trying to get away.
When they finally did drop me, I tried to look angry so that they would not grab me again. The Vegetarian wet himself.
Then suddenly, BAMPF! Im back in my bed, but the bed wouldn't turn me loose.
I remember the Bastard telling me that Dreams are of the Gods, and they they always hold meanings. What would be the meaning to this dream?
Remember when he made the "Shield Washer" and explained it as a "Gift of the Gods" because it was "Given to him in a Dream." The King was so nice on that one....
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Confused Dreamer
I must admit, last night was very bad.
I had this horrible dream!!!!
Remember, I told you that I was chained to the Vegetarian Moron? Well, now Im not. It seems that I struggled in my sleep so much that I slipped the chain.
I dreamed that I was picked up by unknown assailants, drug down the hall, and then dropped on the Vegetarian. All the while I was trying to get away.
When they finally did drop me, I tried to look angry so that they would not grab me again. The Vegetarian wet himself.
Then suddenly, BAMPF! Im back in my bed, but the bed wouldn't turn me loose.
I remember the Bastard telling me that Dreams are of the Gods, and they they always hold meanings. What would be the meaning to this dream?
Remember when he made the "Shield Washer" and explained it as a "Gift of the Gods" because it was "Given to him in a Dream." The King was so nice on that one....
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Confused Dreamer
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Control Issues (or Never feed Meat to a Vegetarian)
Ok, Mother.... There are Issues.....
Let me tell you of the horrible day I just had.
Got up this morning... well... was up this morning. Someone/something has decided that I need to be at appointments on time. I had to resign myself to this, as I found myself in my comfortable nightware in the middle of breakfast. This has been occurring lately....
While eating breakfast, a potatoe/rat stew of sorts. Damn cook.... used us to gather meat for the school. All students are looking at us now with malice. A turd on their boots!!!!!
I began to eat, it seems that the entity ( may that entity be constipated for the next ten years) wants me to be friends with the Human Moron and the Vegetarian Moron. I was sitting there eating, and the vegetarian was whining about the food. The bastard tought me long ago to eat without complaint, because he would make it worse. I tried to relay this message to the Vegetarian, but he wouldnt shut up. So I took a potato, and fed it to him with my sling. None to happy, I think he was out for vengeance. He kept screaming about the Potato was wrapped around some meat.
BAMPF!!!!! In the midst of our friendly chat about food, we were transported to the Headmasters office. SHIT!!!! Now were were in for it!!! We got the customary talk about being prompt and on time and how to be nice to each other. I do NOT care about this, but the rhetoric is given freely. I at least looked attentive.
We were told to report to the Potions class, in the dungeon. DAMN!!!! There are rats down there. I remember our last run in with rats.
After being dismissed by the headmaster, I chose to stick around, and ensure that my backpack was not in order. He made a few gestures, and BAMPF!!! I was in the dungeon next to the class... HAHA!!!! It is the headmaster that is moving me around!!!! I'll make a turd in his coffee!!!!
I decide to stick around down there, and rearrange my backpack.
The Human and Vegetarian came by. When they noticed me, they decided that I obviously needed to be let out. They did not ask, which would have been prudent. The human, in fashion customary to her race, decided to "unlock" the door. To bad she forgot to check it... She succeded in locking an unlocked door. Moron.
I bid them farewell, and watched them leave. BAMPF!!! F**K!!!! Im in the classroom. S**T!!!
I glared at all the people, and began to absorb myself in the rearranging of my bags.
The teacher patiently explained that we were to go gather flowers from the forest. He handed a list to the vegetarian, and announced that He was the leader, gave us weapons, and told us to go.
Now this is where things went wrong. Of course I didn't want to go. I'm no moron. There are things in the forest that I am ill equipped for, like bears, and tigers, and dragons (the green ones, I can handle a red one, they're easy, just compliment them). I continued rearranging my backpack, it never seems quite right. The Vegetarian Elf COMMANDED me to go, and I went. Not by choice, but my body responded. F**K S**T M**TH*R F**KER!!!!! This conspiracy has to stop!!!!
We get to the forest, the Human begins to yell about the vegetarian not working. We begin to fistidiously and industriously search, and the Vegetarian is just standing there. I have no idea what is on the list. Some leader He is, not letting us know what we are doing, so I just bring stuff. Evidently this frustrated the poor creature, we got the command to "STOP". Ah well, I dig for roots. I don't think they ever figured out what I was doing. Moron.
We get the command to "Help the group search for the flowers on this list in a systematic fashion." Moron. I step systematically in squares to search my quarter of the forest. I no longer CARE about getting out of the forest, I'm just p***ed.
Not long after this fiasco begins, we notice two people carrying something, arguing amongst themselves about the heavy end and the light end. I never saw what it was, they dropped it. They became interested in Fearful Vegetarian Leader. S**T!!! Now, I might have been jumping the crossbow, however, my gut told me that they wanted to kill him... Poor creatures, not enough meat to fill their gut. More like one of the Princes "exotic" appetizers.... ummm... nevermind.....
I figure its time to test out this magic control thing. I fix my mind on the fact that one of the uglies (they were ugly) might have one of the flowers on the list. I fixated my mind on the fact that there might be a flower in the bag of one of them. I was able to dip the sword a little deep and cut the bag off. I dismissed the bag (it fell open) and wondered if the other one ate one. I spent some time trying to slice open his belly to find out. While all this was happening, the human was trying to knock the flower eating ugly back. The vegetarian... oh my... more confused than the doddering vizier..... got her sword stuck in the tree, bent the sword, then began to kick and punch all the while screaming something about "Fuzzy Bunny Shoes".... I don't think he knew what was really going on....
I eventualy did kill the flowering ugly, and true to the command, physically disemboweled the poor creature. He DID eat a flower, I gave it to the confused, controlling vegetarian. The human found a flower while wretching in the bushes. The vegetarian tried to rescind the command later, only to realize that the controlling power was limited. We had no choice but to continue. This did nothing to lighten my mood.
NINE F**K**G hours later, we finish. I realize I'm done at one point in time, and punch the fool. Moron. The human does the same. It made me feel better, so I punched Him again, knocking him out. F**K!!!!!! Now the commands kick in again, and well, I drag Him to school. The human goes ahead of me. I drop the Vegetarian Control Freak inside the gates, and go to my room.
BAMPF!!!! S**T!!!! im in the classroom. The teacher is not happy. He questions about where the other one is, then calls the Veggie there. When asked why she was bruised on the jaw, I tell the truth "She failed to duck" and "Inadequacy" The teacher, may his soul rot in the seventh level of the Nine Hells (Tarterus I believe), decided to chain us together. My Left hand to His right hand. While working on the potions, I pretend like Im left handed. I KNOW he's right handed.
So I learn how to make a "Cure Light Wounds" potion and a "Cure Moderate Wounds" Potion.... Enclosed is the good potion I made, give it to my brother, to make sure he is safe.....
I miss Jessop.... we understood each other....... How is the runt??
..........
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Reluctant Student
Let me tell you of the horrible day I just had.
Got up this morning... well... was up this morning. Someone/something has decided that I need to be at appointments on time. I had to resign myself to this, as I found myself in my comfortable nightware in the middle of breakfast. This has been occurring lately....
While eating breakfast, a potatoe/rat stew of sorts. Damn cook.... used us to gather meat for the school. All students are looking at us now with malice. A turd on their boots!!!!!
I began to eat, it seems that the entity ( may that entity be constipated for the next ten years) wants me to be friends with the Human Moron and the Vegetarian Moron. I was sitting there eating, and the vegetarian was whining about the food. The bastard tought me long ago to eat without complaint, because he would make it worse. I tried to relay this message to the Vegetarian, but he wouldnt shut up. So I took a potato, and fed it to him with my sling. None to happy, I think he was out for vengeance. He kept screaming about the Potato was wrapped around some meat.
BAMPF!!!!! In the midst of our friendly chat about food, we were transported to the Headmasters office. SHIT!!!! Now were were in for it!!! We got the customary talk about being prompt and on time and how to be nice to each other. I do NOT care about this, but the rhetoric is given freely. I at least looked attentive.
We were told to report to the Potions class, in the dungeon. DAMN!!!! There are rats down there. I remember our last run in with rats.
After being dismissed by the headmaster, I chose to stick around, and ensure that my backpack was not in order. He made a few gestures, and BAMPF!!! I was in the dungeon next to the class... HAHA!!!! It is the headmaster that is moving me around!!!! I'll make a turd in his coffee!!!!
I decide to stick around down there, and rearrange my backpack.
The Human and Vegetarian came by. When they noticed me, they decided that I obviously needed to be let out. They did not ask, which would have been prudent. The human, in fashion customary to her race, decided to "unlock" the door. To bad she forgot to check it... She succeded in locking an unlocked door. Moron.
I bid them farewell, and watched them leave. BAMPF!!! F**K!!!! Im in the classroom. S**T!!!
I glared at all the people, and began to absorb myself in the rearranging of my bags.
The teacher patiently explained that we were to go gather flowers from the forest. He handed a list to the vegetarian, and announced that He was the leader, gave us weapons, and told us to go.
Now this is where things went wrong. Of course I didn't want to go. I'm no moron. There are things in the forest that I am ill equipped for, like bears, and tigers, and dragons (the green ones, I can handle a red one, they're easy, just compliment them). I continued rearranging my backpack, it never seems quite right. The Vegetarian Elf COMMANDED me to go, and I went. Not by choice, but my body responded. F**K S**T M**TH*R F**KER!!!!! This conspiracy has to stop!!!!
We get to the forest, the Human begins to yell about the vegetarian not working. We begin to fistidiously and industriously search, and the Vegetarian is just standing there. I have no idea what is on the list. Some leader He is, not letting us know what we are doing, so I just bring stuff. Evidently this frustrated the poor creature, we got the command to "STOP". Ah well, I dig for roots. I don't think they ever figured out what I was doing. Moron.
We get the command to "Help the group search for the flowers on this list in a systematic fashion." Moron. I step systematically in squares to search my quarter of the forest. I no longer CARE about getting out of the forest, I'm just p***ed.
Not long after this fiasco begins, we notice two people carrying something, arguing amongst themselves about the heavy end and the light end. I never saw what it was, they dropped it. They became interested in Fearful Vegetarian Leader. S**T!!! Now, I might have been jumping the crossbow, however, my gut told me that they wanted to kill him... Poor creatures, not enough meat to fill their gut. More like one of the Princes "exotic" appetizers.... ummm... nevermind.....
I figure its time to test out this magic control thing. I fix my mind on the fact that one of the uglies (they were ugly) might have one of the flowers on the list. I fixated my mind on the fact that there might be a flower in the bag of one of them. I was able to dip the sword a little deep and cut the bag off. I dismissed the bag (it fell open) and wondered if the other one ate one. I spent some time trying to slice open his belly to find out. While all this was happening, the human was trying to knock the flower eating ugly back. The vegetarian... oh my... more confused than the doddering vizier..... got her sword stuck in the tree, bent the sword, then began to kick and punch all the while screaming something about "Fuzzy Bunny Shoes".... I don't think he knew what was really going on....
I eventualy did kill the flowering ugly, and true to the command, physically disemboweled the poor creature. He DID eat a flower, I gave it to the confused, controlling vegetarian. The human found a flower while wretching in the bushes. The vegetarian tried to rescind the command later, only to realize that the controlling power was limited. We had no choice but to continue. This did nothing to lighten my mood.
NINE F**K**G hours later, we finish. I realize I'm done at one point in time, and punch the fool. Moron. The human does the same. It made me feel better, so I punched Him again, knocking him out. F**K!!!!!! Now the commands kick in again, and well, I drag Him to school. The human goes ahead of me. I drop the Vegetarian Control Freak inside the gates, and go to my room.
BAMPF!!!! S**T!!!! im in the classroom. The teacher is not happy. He questions about where the other one is, then calls the Veggie there. When asked why she was bruised on the jaw, I tell the truth "She failed to duck" and "Inadequacy" The teacher, may his soul rot in the seventh level of the Nine Hells (Tarterus I believe), decided to chain us together. My Left hand to His right hand. While working on the potions, I pretend like Im left handed. I KNOW he's right handed.
So I learn how to make a "Cure Light Wounds" potion and a "Cure Moderate Wounds" Potion.... Enclosed is the good potion I made, give it to my brother, to make sure he is safe.....
I miss Jessop.... we understood each other....... How is the runt??
..........
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Reluctant Student
Thursday, April 5, 2007
They are all MORONS!!!
I only write in this because I Love my Mother....
Bless her heart, she puts up with the bastard. Retarded as it sounds. She says she loves him. I wish I was born of a turnip, instead of that freak.
Mother, this is the goofy journal you want me to keep of my time at school. I'm not sure why... but.. well.. I love you.. so.. here it is..
Headmaster... what a freak. Changing ages like turning his socks inside out. He thinks it keeps the students on their toes... but they seem more at odds by it.. Moronic students- just think its a neat trick. I say its because he can't control himself. Moron.
These other two freaks, one a human, the other a tree hugging elf... They're real winners. Neither thinking things through....
The human, as the natural to all those who are morons, acts, then thinks. To save her happy Butt- I had to knock her out. Had I not, then she would have died. All because they would not listen to my advice. Moron.
The elf seems to have a bit of a moral delimma. It seems that he is trying so hard to be empathic, and failing. He wonders if its ok to kill things with feelings. I think he might be an elf.. or maybe a vegetarian... not much difference... They're both Morons...
Now that you have met the cast of players in this stupid occurance, let me tell you what has happened in this wonderful place that the Bastard has sent me.
I get up with plenty of time to get to the headmasters office. I set the alarm clock specifically 12 minutes PAST the time to be there. What do you know.. DING!!! wide awake an hour before... SHIT...
So I decide to take a walk...... I wonder around campus for a while... I take in the sites... 3 minutes before the meeting... I suddenly realize Im right outside the headmasters offices... DAMN... I deliberately WALK AWAY... I go to the ranged weapons practice area.
5 minutes later... im teleported right into the headmasters office. F**K!!! and there is some kid in the headmasters chair. I figure... if theres some kid there..then it must be the headmasters child... and well.. i'll play along. So I treat him like he's the headmaster. I argue with him.
I notice that there are three others in the room. Some little gurgley guy... scared of anything larger than a pea. And the two morons that get stuck with me on this "adventure".
We're told to go to the Kitchen, and report to the head cook. It seems they have a problem there. When we get there, I find that I was right, The problem was the food. Horrible thing. MOTHER THEY FEED US SWILL!!!! Its the sort of stuff that Kurtlemak and Blibdoolpoolp would love to roll in!!!
The head cook, whom I have come to respect... she's not as big of a moron, said we were to take care of the "Rat Problem" in the basement. I know how to do this!!!! I immediately set about to nail the door shut. If the rats can not get upstairs, then there is no problem. All live in peace and harmony.
Now the elven moron speaks. "They need to get to the storage down there." Ok... so it wasnt a bad thing to say... So I gave in... We'll pour boiling oil down the stairs. This would convince the rats that they wanted to live in another area, preferable without boiling oil to walk in, AND it would begin the process of waxing the floors. Fixing a rodent problem and beautification in one job. We should get extra credit for this!!!
Nope, would have no part of that one. Morons.
So...I figure if they are bound and determined to do this the hard way, then I wont stop them. But I dont have to help them either. I waited at the top of the stairs until they were done. The bastard always said "Work Smarter, not Harder" Made sense.. but dont tell him. He's a bastard, It would go to his head...
So..... They are down there for a while, and suddenly, they come running up the stairs. The bastard tought me a very important lesson that applied to this situation. When something comes at you at a high rate of speed, MOVE. I stepped back into the kitchen...and when the two morons came out, I closed the door. THEN I asked questions.
It seems that the cook was not telling all. Bitch. The rat problem was a big rat problem. Meaning that the rat problem was 5 foot tall. Twice my height. When the human killed one of his babies, he seemed to take an instant dislike to the human. So they left. Now is where the elf begins her moral delimma. Which lasts well into the night... he's probably still awake now trying to figure it out. Vegetarian moron.
The cook seems to believe that we have to solve the problem. I enter the basement, and try to talk to the Rat... he's got none of this... still wants to hurt/maim/kill the human. To save the humans life, I knock her out. TEEHEE...was a GREAT shot too... Over the shoulder of Rat Man, and right on the forehead. Just enough to knock her out. It was a great shot... To bad Rat Man decided to bury the dead body.
I had to save the stupid human. She was knocked out, and the elf was in a moral crisis. All the elf could do was hold the torch so that I coudl hit the Rat Man. Confused Moron. I got it though. He went down, just like you told me. Kick a man in the nuts, and they are down. Works on rats too. Thank you for that advice Mom...
I report back to the cook. Shit, there's TWO??? Back to the basement. The morons (even they have good luck at times) have found Rat Mamma. The elf, in the moral delimma, thinks to wake the sleeping rodent. The Human... who has woken up, disappears. Oh well, I get out a nail, and drive it into Rat Mamma's skull. She died in her sleep.
We clean up the rest of the mice. Which ended up being the Elf and I, as the human started rummaging around in crates, I knocker her out again. Useless Moron.
Well, that was my day. Full of Morons.
I trust that your day was better. Had to be... the King is not a moron......
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Rat Squashing Student
Bless her heart, she puts up with the bastard. Retarded as it sounds. She says she loves him. I wish I was born of a turnip, instead of that freak.
Mother, this is the goofy journal you want me to keep of my time at school. I'm not sure why... but.. well.. I love you.. so.. here it is..
Headmaster... what a freak. Changing ages like turning his socks inside out. He thinks it keeps the students on their toes... but they seem more at odds by it.. Moronic students- just think its a neat trick. I say its because he can't control himself. Moron.
These other two freaks, one a human, the other a tree hugging elf... They're real winners. Neither thinking things through....
The human, as the natural to all those who are morons, acts, then thinks. To save her happy Butt- I had to knock her out. Had I not, then she would have died. All because they would not listen to my advice. Moron.
The elf seems to have a bit of a moral delimma. It seems that he is trying so hard to be empathic, and failing. He wonders if its ok to kill things with feelings. I think he might be an elf.. or maybe a vegetarian... not much difference... They're both Morons...
Now that you have met the cast of players in this stupid occurance, let me tell you what has happened in this wonderful place that the Bastard has sent me.
I get up with plenty of time to get to the headmasters office. I set the alarm clock specifically 12 minutes PAST the time to be there. What do you know.. DING!!! wide awake an hour before... SHIT...
So I decide to take a walk...... I wonder around campus for a while... I take in the sites... 3 minutes before the meeting... I suddenly realize Im right outside the headmasters offices... DAMN... I deliberately WALK AWAY... I go to the ranged weapons practice area.
5 minutes later... im teleported right into the headmasters office. F**K!!! and there is some kid in the headmasters chair. I figure... if theres some kid there..then it must be the headmasters child... and well.. i'll play along. So I treat him like he's the headmaster. I argue with him.
I notice that there are three others in the room. Some little gurgley guy... scared of anything larger than a pea. And the two morons that get stuck with me on this "adventure".
We're told to go to the Kitchen, and report to the head cook. It seems they have a problem there. When we get there, I find that I was right, The problem was the food. Horrible thing. MOTHER THEY FEED US SWILL!!!! Its the sort of stuff that Kurtlemak and Blibdoolpoolp would love to roll in!!!
The head cook, whom I have come to respect... she's not as big of a moron, said we were to take care of the "Rat Problem" in the basement. I know how to do this!!!! I immediately set about to nail the door shut. If the rats can not get upstairs, then there is no problem. All live in peace and harmony.
Now the elven moron speaks. "They need to get to the storage down there." Ok... so it wasnt a bad thing to say... So I gave in... We'll pour boiling oil down the stairs. This would convince the rats that they wanted to live in another area, preferable without boiling oil to walk in, AND it would begin the process of waxing the floors. Fixing a rodent problem and beautification in one job. We should get extra credit for this!!!
Nope, would have no part of that one. Morons.
So...I figure if they are bound and determined to do this the hard way, then I wont stop them. But I dont have to help them either. I waited at the top of the stairs until they were done. The bastard always said "Work Smarter, not Harder" Made sense.. but dont tell him. He's a bastard, It would go to his head...
So..... They are down there for a while, and suddenly, they come running up the stairs. The bastard tought me a very important lesson that applied to this situation. When something comes at you at a high rate of speed, MOVE. I stepped back into the kitchen...and when the two morons came out, I closed the door. THEN I asked questions.
It seems that the cook was not telling all. Bitch. The rat problem was a big rat problem. Meaning that the rat problem was 5 foot tall. Twice my height. When the human killed one of his babies, he seemed to take an instant dislike to the human. So they left. Now is where the elf begins her moral delimma. Which lasts well into the night... he's probably still awake now trying to figure it out. Vegetarian moron.
The cook seems to believe that we have to solve the problem. I enter the basement, and try to talk to the Rat... he's got none of this... still wants to hurt/maim/kill the human. To save the humans life, I knock her out. TEEHEE...was a GREAT shot too... Over the shoulder of Rat Man, and right on the forehead. Just enough to knock her out. It was a great shot... To bad Rat Man decided to bury the dead body.
I had to save the stupid human. She was knocked out, and the elf was in a moral crisis. All the elf could do was hold the torch so that I coudl hit the Rat Man. Confused Moron. I got it though. He went down, just like you told me. Kick a man in the nuts, and they are down. Works on rats too. Thank you for that advice Mom...
I report back to the cook. Shit, there's TWO??? Back to the basement. The morons (even they have good luck at times) have found Rat Mamma. The elf, in the moral delimma, thinks to wake the sleeping rodent. The Human... who has woken up, disappears. Oh well, I get out a nail, and drive it into Rat Mamma's skull. She died in her sleep.
We clean up the rest of the mice. Which ended up being the Elf and I, as the human started rummaging around in crates, I knocker her out again. Useless Moron.
Well, that was my day. Full of Morons.
I trust that your day was better. Had to be... the King is not a moron......
Jenjol RibbonStinger
Rat Squashing Student
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